It's All About Ryan!!!

Ryan was called into FBI service last week for an important mission in Manaus, Brazil. Little did he know, he was entering the Amazonian region of Brazil, a land of crocagators, anacondas, piranhas, monkeys and cougars. If you knew Ryan though, it would be no problem because he always seems to have the right answer.

Ryan's first challenge was his trip to the region. Ryan started his journey from the national capital after speaking with the President. The President was supposed to be in Chicago but heard Ryan needed him and rushed back to Washington.

After entering the plane, the airlines decided to look for eight bags to ensure Ryan's safety while traveling. While the passengers became disturbed with the two hour delay, they soon understood because the inspection was due to Ryan. At that point, everyone was relieved and was happy to wait.

Once the plane left the ground, all the passengers came and gave Ryan a kiss and one passenger went as far as to shine his shoes. The pilot, understanding Ryan was on the phone, said "Drinks for Everyone" and all was well.

When the plane arrived in Brasilia, Ryan missed his flight and became very unhappy. He called the airline for assistance. When Francisco, the Delta Helpline representative said "I don't know how to help you", Ryan said "YOU WILL HELP ME" with a voice of authority. Once Ryan explained who he was, the representative immediately got on the phone with the president of Delta who immediately sent his private plane to the rescue.

When Ryan arrived in Manaus, he was greeted by the Brazilian Welcoming Committee who showered him with lilly pad flowers that only bloom at night.

Ryan proceeded to the luxurious Hotel Mono_o where his room was furnished with a welcome basket including all the toilet paper he can use and two trash cans for extra paper. Also included was a large sign which stated, "Do not touch the top of the shower, Electrical Warning". Ryan, always making the most of it, turned on the air conditioner to level "17" which brought the room to a humid 85 degrees. While Ryan sweated, he turned on the television and found CNN in Portuguese. Again, always wanting to make the best of it, he watched while not understanding for the next two hours.

His phone rang suddenly and Ryan found that all the locals had heard he was in town. Wanting to please Ryan, an Amazonian boat ride was arranged with representatives from all over South America and the Far East sent their Ms. Universe representatives and their mothers to welcome Ryan. He was pleased to be welcomed in this manner.

When arriving at the boat dock, the captain was so happy to have Ryan on "his" boat, he decided in a quick moment to change the name from The Queen of Brazil to The Legend of Ryan.

Throughout the boatride, it was obvious all the representatives and mothers wanted to be close to Ryan. But you know, who can blame them because after all, it's all about Ryan!!!